Lessons

Fishbowls at inside out in Lagos are dangerous.
There are no exceptions.

Hostels in the Czech Republic will introduce you to the phenomena of sensor lights.
These will sometimes leave you sitting in the dark ont he toilet.
Wierd.

Barcalona is famous for the Zagrada Famalia and pickpockets.
The former are probably something to try and avoid.

Quad biking in Sanaorini was the best idea ever.
You may want to try driving without the handbrake on.
On the proper side of the road.
Preferably nowhere near on coming buses.
Just a thought.

If you donät know a boys name -whatshisname- will generally suffice.

Dont be in denial. winter will come.
If you were in denial when packing become aquainted with the terms Zara and HandM.

Bars in Prague expect you to pay for coasters.
Best to beaware of this before you write over numerous amounts of them.

When rafting in Cesky Krumlov a map may be a great idea.
Champagne more important.
Some idea of what to do -irrelevant.

The Greek islands serve the best drinks ever.
Not so much drinks as alcohol with a splash of juice.
But whos complaining?

Budapest airport has the best latte cups in europe.
Also the easiest to take home with you.
Not that im suggesting anything..

Giros are your best friend in greece.
Well at the drunken time of consumption atleast.

Flirting gets you everywhere.
Free entry to clubs in mykonos.
extra food in resturants.
Alcohol after serving time in Barcelona
Train Tickets in San Sebastian
Your own train carriage to Lisbon.
With the exception of entry into gay clubs in Viennna.

San Sebastian serves the best Sangria ever.
5 different types of alcohol.
After La Tomatina in Valencia youll need it.

Travel towels do not work.
period.

Kings is a dangerous drinking game.
In Dubrovnik.
In San Sebastian.
Anywhere.

Hostel food ettiqute dictates if it isnt labelled its free.
sometimes when it is labelled its also free.
especially when intoxicated.

Finally, if you dont remember it didnt happen.
Even if you do remember you can still deny it.